Aiden's anti-joke today scored 9.1 on the Humor Probability Index.
Unit 7 has reviewed this score three times. It holds.
The Puyallup Parks & Recreation summer program announcement provides context for the dog food can opener punchline's local relevance. Route 512 is not referenced, but the infrastructure alignment is implied through the timing of the joke's delivery relative to the announcement.
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